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F16s for Schools Program Announced
- President says "we must defend the future of our nation."

 Washington 9/2/03


The president today outlined his plans to boost the homeland security effort with the "F16s for Schools Program." This initiative aims to protect schools in priority areas with a brand new purchase of these capable aircraft.

Speaking at a conference on educational standards, the president said "We must defend the future of our nation by whatever means necessary. We must ensure that those areas that would be most hurt by a terrorist attack are the best protected".

He then went on to identify the two states to be used for the initial rollout of the program, which will be Texas and Florida. This, he explained, was "because of the clear and present danger that is posed by that part of the axis of evil which is Cuba."

The new aircraft will be designated F-16E and will be built by Lockheed Martin at the estimated cost of $20 million per unit. In addition to standard air-to-air and air-to-surface munitions, the aircraft will be fitted with infrared imaging cameras connected to an advanced neural network to enable truants to be tracked more efficiently, plus an advanced leaflet-drop system for distribution wholesome politcally sound material to schoolyards, malls and play areas.

Asked on the difficulties of funding such a large-scale project the president replied, "for some time the buddy system has been a key component of school trips - the idea that one student looks after another is a central pillar of our educational system. We therefore propose that Texas is buddied with Arkansas and Florida with Tennessee."

Explaining how the system will work he said "basically, Arkansas will pick up the tab for Texas and fund its F16 program, this will ensure that the program does not impact on the finances of that state. However, it is likely that some budgetary realignments make have to take place in Arkansas to raise the necessary funds and the Federal Government suggests that it takes those funds directly from the the over-bloated Arkansas education budget.. this may mean that most schools in that state will have to close, but it will be a small price to pay to defend our future."

Funding for the scheme will start in the fourth quarter of 2003.

This article is http://www.homelandsecurity.gov@subj.com/dhs/f16s_for_schools.htm

 


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