Secret hideout raided, leaders arrested.
In a dramatic blow against
domestic espionage, a special Federal assault
team this morning raided the secret headquarters
of the so-called "National Security
Agency" - an organisation known to
be involved in covert intelligence gathering
operations both domestically and internationally.
The leader of the raid said:
"What we found was horrifying -
they'd amassed a huge amount of intelligence
on millions of people - we're not sure what
they were going to use this for but it's
clear that this had been going on for some
An initial analysis indicates
that these NSA fanatics have infiltrated
communications systems worldwide that had
previously been though to be secure - an
extract from the NSA's maifesto of terror
reads that their aim is to "The ability to understand the secret communications of our foreign
adversaries while protecting our own communications.. gives our nation a unique advantage.
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